Confusion Avoidance!

TO AVOID ANY CONFUSION

Or:

A Brief Summary of Some Other Heavy Hitters in the Google Search for "Luke Shea"
With Whom I Would Not Like To Be Confused

1. I would like to make it clear that I am not the Luke Shea who drunkenly crashed a Subaru in February of 2010. I am a much more responsible driver, and, as that Luke Shea is 19, I would assume my beard is far more lustrous.

2. I am not the first Facebook link that comes up, even though I totally have more friends than that guy. Not to mention my comparative beard-lustre.

3. I am not the leader of Australian country band Luke O'Shea and the Medicine Wheel. Confusing me with him is more acceptable than confusing me with the others, because he is much more handsome and successful than I am. On the bright side, I can make better space monsters.

Please note that I am, in fact, both Harrison Ford and Napoleon Bonaparte. Not many people know this. You should be honored that I trusted you with this information. If it falls into the wrong hands, terrible things could happen to me. Please, guard this secret with your life.

Thank you,

Luke Shea, A.K.A Harrison Bonaparte

P.s. Here's an art thing! That's probably why you're here, anyway.

TO AVOID ANY CONFUSION

Or:

A Brief Summary of Some Other Heavy Hitters in the Google Search for "Luke Shea"
With Whom I Would Not Like To Be Confused

Click to Embiggen! And for more, hit the Gallery.

P.P.S I am also not this alien.

TO AVOID ANY CONFUSION

Or:A Brief Summary of Some Other Heavy Hitters in the Google Search for "Luke Shea" With Whom I Would Not Like To Be Confused

Click to Embiggen! And for more, hit the Gallery.

P.P.S I am also not this alien.

Or:

A Brief Summary of Some Other Heavy Hitters in the Google Search for "Luke Shea"
With Whom I Would Not Like To Be Confused